A week in coconut country

In one of the lanes of the old town of Fort Kochi

This trip was not hurried! It was planned well in advance and my wife and I had decided to book the whole trip to be done by train. Tickets were booked through IRCTC website and the hotels were booked through MakemyTrip from the 1st to the 10th of October coinciding with the Dussera vacations. We didn't need to take any days off from work!

We decided to start by spending two days in Eranakulam, one day in Alleppey, two days in Varkala and three days in Kovalam (probably the worst decision ever made - I'll explain later).

We decided to fly to Cochin after the 'rents said the train will be dirty and crowded. All excited, bags packed, camera charged we set out to explore Kerala. We reached the airport early and planned to have breakfast after the security check. We had idlis and vadas at the overpriced South Indian restaurant after waiting in a line for a good 15 minutes with many groggy eyed people. It took another 15 minutes for the cashier to explain why 75% of the items mentioned in the menu weren't available.

Maybe it's just me but I notice many mothers and fathers with their kids who seem really irritated at airports. They snap like turtles even if the kids ask for water. And there was a lady with a kid looking eagerly at my idlis during breakfast. Strange.

After an uneventful flight we reached Kochi airport - small, but powered entirely by solar energy! The airport authorities have been strangely silent about it. Hope more airports follow the same.
The taxi to Eranakulam took more than an hour and we had booked a hotel just opposite the South Railway Station (My stingy soul crying over the money we could have saved if we had taken the train from Bangalore 😧). Hotel South Regency is a new hotel and the stay was great. The rooms were clean and the food was good and affordable. If you eat meat, Kerala is a good option to try out beef and fish. My criteria of a good hotel is if they offer great food and have clean sheets 😁.

Ernakulam and Fort Kochi
The city is composed of many small islands and I'd suggest visiting as many possible using the Government run boat service. They are cheap and frequent (₹4 for a one way trip!). Language is not a big problem. Most people speak English or Hindi.
We decided to go to Fort Kochi the first day and headed to the boat jetty. There was a long queue and we joined in. After 15 minutes the man at the ticket counter got up and disappeared! The wife and I looked at each other with raised eyebrows wondering how much longer it would take for the man to come back. 10 minutes. No one. We decided to take an auto. We found one and agreed to pay ₹300 to take us to see the Chinese fishing nets at Fort Kochi. This trip took us a good 45 minutes by which time the sun had almost set and we were just in time to take a picture of the sunset.
Aha! moment - About the boat ticket counter guy disappearing - we later saw that the driver of each boat is also the same guy who comes in to the cash counter and issues tickets. So don't panic if you see no one at the jetty.
The fishing nets! The wife jumped out of the auto nimbly like a gazelle and took out the Nikon, hopped on to a precariously balanced boulder and clicked. Nothing. All this while I was appreciating her determination but then sauntered over smugly (I think I take better pictures) and examined the camera - no memory card... The buggered thing was still stuck in the laptop at home!

The Chinese fishing nets. A common sight earlier but not anymore.

The fishing nets are supposed to be a must see but I'd give it a miss (would rather check out the many restaurants in Fort Kochi). But I discovered that the restaurants in the area aren't really great and mainly cater to our fair skinned cousins from the US and Europe. There are varieties of pasta, Chinese, North Indian and Continental. The food is so-so. There are only a few places offering authentic Kerala cuisine. There aren't many fishing nets used in Kerala now and there were only 9 working ones.

Finding a sackful of cat is always welcome, Fort Kochi!

The next day we came back to Fort Kochi to take more pictures of the fishing nets and to see the Jewish Synagogue (unfortunately closed for 4 days because of some festival). We went over to the Mattancherry Palace which has some beautiful murals from various scenes from the Ramayana and the life of Krishna. There are also portraits of the Varmas of Kerala. Photography is not allowed here. An interesting read on the Varmas of Kerala - 'The Ivory Throne' by Manu S. Pillai.

We also went to a store selling articles made by tribals in India. It's a part of the post office in Fort Kochi but some of the stuff is pricey.

Our hotel served pretty decent food at affordable prices. I had the podimeen fry (fried anchovies) - you can eat it whole - with the bones (who's got the time to pick out bones anyway!) and it's very tasty. I also tried the beef varattiyathu and beef ularthiyathu which again have pieces of roasted coconut I love. I also had the squid roast but didn't particularly enjoy it.

Alleppey
We took the morning train to Alleppey - took about 2 hours including a prepaid auto to the Prince Hotel. 

The Ernakulam South Railway station is clean and comfortable to hang around and perfect for people watching.

The Prince Hotel is an old establishment but the rooms have been spruced up and are quite comfortable.The Kerala meals at this hotel was very good and I highly recommend it. I also tried the beef fry here. Decent. The good part about the hotel is that they have a swimming pool and strangely during the holiday season, this hotel was quite empty so we got the pool all for us. And the beer is far cheaper in Kerala than pub-city Bangalore.

One of the hundreds of houseboats in Alleppey.

Kerala sadya at the Hotel Prince, Alleppey.

We wanted to go on a backwaters ride and the hotel helped us book it. It costs about Rs. 1400 for a 2 hour ride in the backwaters. But - hold your breath till you exit the city because all the restaurants and small shops leave their sewage right into the backwaters. It improves when you move to the village areas with lush green paddy fields. There are hundreds of house boats but I wasn't too keen with some reviews mentioning the drivers/cooks getting drunk in the night. I wouldn't want a drunk cook making me a fish and burning down the boat.

Alleppey was the best part of our trip and it's a pity we stayed here only a night.

Varkala
The evening train from Alleppey to Varkala was slow and tedious. We reached the InDa Hotel only in the night. InDa is a nice place owned by a Ukrainian couple. The rooms are clean and though they don't have air conditioning, the heat was bearable. There were many foreign guests and predictably the food was all continental. We had some soup for dinner - sizeable portions and delicately seasoned. Our complementary breakfast was a surprise with 6 monstrous pancakes, maple syrup and fruit. The next morning the cook received strict instructions to make me only 4 pancakes.

The sea from the North cliff, Varkala

The sands are packed hard and easy to walk on unlike Pondicherry.

The hotel is close to the North cliff and offers some breathtaking views. There are some restaurants and shops selling overpriced junk above the cliff. The restaurants offer similar dishes - mostly pastas, pizzas, biriyani and North Indian stuff. It's tough to find authentic Kerala stuff. There are many places offering massages and yoga classes but we steered clear from them as they look seedy.

Kovalam
We took a taxi to Kovalam and reached our hotel sometime in the afternoon. The hotel, Unwind pronounced un-wind (as in - the movement of air) by everyone is an ok-ok place on the Lighthouse beach. Expensive, not very clean but the standards are pretty low in all the hotels in Kovalam. The hotel is behind a restaurant called Malabar Cafe - this can rank 2nd in your worst-places-to-eat-list. Avoid at all cost. I had a ginger chicken which tasted bad. Another customer got a pizza with a burnt crust. The waiter will creepily smile at you and give lame excuses. Strangely, no restaurant in Kovalam will give you hot water to drink.

A rat snake fishing in the restaurant pond, Kovalam

The other restaurants too offer food that is just about edible and you get measly portions. It's sad to see a beautiful beach destroyed by poor service and commercialisation. We are to blame for it.









Since there was nothing much to do in Kovalam (I felt like kicking myself for coming to this place) we went to Trivandrum which takes about 30 mins by auto.

Gazebo at the zoo, Trivandrum. An inbuilt speaker plays 'How to speak Hindi' lessons every evening. 

Trivandrum and the Napier Museum are well maintained and plastics are banned. The aquarium doesn't have much variety (if you get all excited by a goldfish don't miss this place). The Napier museum was reconstructed in the 1800s and is built in the Indo-Saracenic style. They have some interesting exhibits from South-East Asia and India - intricate ivory and wood sculptures.

We wanted to buy some chips and walked down to Maha Chips - marketed as the best in Trivandrum. After fumbling for some time with phone maps, we were able to find it easily. There was a union protest all along the route so be prepared to walk on these lucky days. The jackfruit and the banana chips here are fresh and crisp and we finished two packets of the good stuff before we reached Bangalore.  

We headed back to Kovalam in the evening and walked along the beach. There are lots of dead jellyfish on the beach and even the live ones are harmless and not poisonous. The purple jellyfish are beautiful to look at.

View of the lighthouse beach taken below the lighthouse.

After this trip I decided to avoid all the touristy places and look for unexplored places. In Kerala, I'd recommend going to the less crowded places - Trivandrum, Alleppey, Thrissur and Eranakulam. Avoid all the tourist places - Kovalam, Munnar and places advertised on travel portals.

Yes, most of the pictures were taken by Kavita Shah, the wife. I was too lazy to carry the damned camera.